It Could Happen to You

You hear all about those people who get hurt or lost, but you never think it could happen to you. I'm here to tell you that it can. My name is-- well, it doesn't matter what you call me (just don't call me Piggy, I hate that name). At any rate, I'm here to tell you my story-- the story of a group of schoolchildren that find themselves shipwrecked without a ship on a deserted island. It doesn't look like it'll be an easy ride, but I'm confident if we all keep our heads we can get out of this fine. I wonder, though... some of these kids don't look as if they could do that.